Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out my order, stand up and announce “It’s Todd now… Sweeney Todd.”
“And he will have his beverage.”
YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~
I WANT…A MOCHA
Oh my god, I’m dying.
AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE
“Here’s your latte, sir.”
“AT LAST! MY ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!”
This might, in fact, be the best post.
my friends… my caffeinated friends…