kittenesque:

museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

that one song by gotye

kittenesque:

museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

that one song by gotye

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jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

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laugh-addict:

when you unpause a game and forget you’re fighting a bunch of enemies

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paperwaspnest:

veloxiraptor:

pewpuupalace:

god damn it it’s true.
these are like my favorite candy too and i have no idea what they are or where to buy them

It is a secret closely guarded by the world’s grandmothers.

When I turn 60, do I get a letter in the mail with no return address telling me where to buy these?

paperwaspnest:

veloxiraptor:

pewpuupalace:

god damn it it’s true.

these are like my favorite candy too and i have no idea what they are or where to buy them

It is a secret closely guarded by the world’s grandmothers.

When I turn 60, do I get a letter in the mail with no return address telling me where to buy these?

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winchestire:

whenever there’s a group project i either do everything or nothing at all there is no inbetween

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youtried
Sarah Kay
Sarah Kay's Album

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orgasm:

plugging something in in the dark is the most frustrating thing ever

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svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

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illkim:

imagine if we had text post signatures

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burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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thesociallyawkwardasian:

hi grandma can you please knit me some lingerie 

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theboxofamadman:

skarletfyre:

nortoned:

but what if you became a famous actor or actress and then you were asked to do a film and you accepted but then your costar was your celebrity crush that you used to blog about at 3am and you used to cry over their face and their general life decisions

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